December 6, 2006

Boo! I'm Scayrd

There's a hightened alert on our office floor. Everyone's advised to be vigilant. Any activity that deviates from the normal day-to-day operations should be reported to the authorities immediately. Tenants are ill advised to go out of their units unless they need to. Buddy-buddy system is being implemented. The ladies' washroom should be avoided at all times (by me particularly).

The authorities recognize that we are currently experiencing a moomoo scare (awoooh!), but they are yet to release a formal statement. The tenants are hopeful that the alert status will be lifted any time soon (so we can get back to our poltergeist-free lives, thank you very much). Hihihi!

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